Grumpkin Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
The Grumpkin marshmallow is such a curmudgeon! You can hear him yell “GET OFF MY LAWN!” from a mile away! He’s the perfect pumpkin for ornery people who hate trick-or-treaters. Grumpkin will sit on the porch and hurl insults at trick-or-treaters and tell them how young people today don’t respect their elders like people used to. He’ll also regale the children with stories of how when he was a young pumpkin, he had to roll to school uphill both ways in 12-foot snow drifts.
To be sure, the Grumpkin is a grumpy guy. We’re not sure if he has any redeeming qualities besides being grumpily adorable. I guess that’s enough for him to sit on my porch this Halloween.
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