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Young woman wearing Grumpkin hoodie in maroon. She's sitting outdoors with headphones on and ipad in her hands, plants in the background. Grumpy orange pumpkin peeks out over the top of the ipad.
front of cute grumpy pumpkin in maroon. Orange scowling pumpkin and "Grumpkin" in blue underneath
back of grumpkin hoodie in maroon. Twitchy kitty studio logo in white at the top.
front of cute grumpy pumpkin in black. Orange scowling pumpkin and "Grumpkin" in blue underneath
back of grumpkin hoodie in black. Twitchy kitty studio logo in white at the top.
front of cute grumpy pumpkin in purple. Orange scowling pumpkin and "Grumpkin" in blue underneath
back of grumpkin hoodie in purple. Twitchy kitty studio logo in white at the top.

Grumpkin Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

Regular price $45.00 $0.00 Unit price per

The Grumpkin marshmallow is such a curmudgeon! You can hear him yell “GET OFF MY LAWN!” from a mile away! He’s the perfect pumpkin for ornery people who hate trick-or-treaters. Grumpkin will sit on the porch and hurl insults at trick-or-treaters and tell them how young people today don’t respect their elders like people used to. He’ll also regale the children with stories of how when he was a young pumpkin, he had to roll to school uphill both ways in 12-foot snow drifts.

To be sure, the Grumpkin is a grumpy guy. We’re not sure if he has any redeeming qualities besides being grumpily adorable. I guess that’s enough for him to sit on my porch this Halloween.

 

• Classic fit
• 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
• Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
• Sewn in label
• Runs true to size
50/50 cotton/polyester blend, this medium-weight hoodie is perfect for autumn days.

Size Chart

S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length, in
27.17
27.96
29.14
29.93
31.11
31.89
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.99
28
29.93
Sleeve length from CB, in
33
34.02
35
35.99
37.01
38


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