Grumpkin Youth T-Shirt
The Grumpkin marshmallow is such a curmudgeon! You can hear him yell “GET OFF MY LAWN!” from a mile away! He’s the perfect pumpkin for ornery people who hate trick-or-treaters. Grumpkin will sit on the porch and hurl insults at trick-or-treaters and tell them how young people today don’t respect their elders like people used to. He’ll also regale the children with stories of how when he was a young pumpkin, he had to roll to school uphill both ways in 12-foot snow drifts.
To be sure, the Grumpkin is a grumpy guy. We’re not sure if he has any redeeming qualities besides being grumpily adorable. I guess that’s enough for him to sit on my porch this Halloween.
• 100% soft jersey cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
*Heather forest is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
|Width (inches)||15 ¼||16 ¼||17 ¼||18 ¼|
|Length (inches)||20 ⅞||22 ⅛||23 ⅜||24 ⅜|