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Young child wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in navy. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin" in blue beneath.
Boy wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in black. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin '' in blue beneath.
Side view of boy wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in black. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin '' in blue beneath.
Boy wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in heather forest. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin '' in blue beneath.
Side view of boy wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in heather forest. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin '' in blue beneath.
Boy wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in navy. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin '' in blue beneath.
Side view of boy wearing Grumpy Pumpkin kids' tee in navy. Grumpy orange pumpkin with a scowl on it's face adorns the front, with the word "Grumpkin '' in blue beneath.

Grumpkin Youth T-Shirt

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The Grumpkin marshmallow is such a curmudgeon! You can hear him yell “GET OFF MY LAWN!” from a mile away! He’s the perfect pumpkin for ornery people who hate trick-or-treaters. Grumpkin will sit on the porch and hurl insults at trick-or-treaters and tell them how young people today don’t respect their elders like people used to. He’ll also regale the children with stories of how when he was a young pumpkin, he had to roll to school uphill both ways in 12-foot snow drifts.

To be sure, the Grumpkin is a grumpy guy. We’re not sure if he has any redeeming qualities besides being grumpily adorable. I guess that’s enough for him to sit on my porch this Halloween.


• 100% soft jersey cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed
• Relaxed unisex fit

*Heather forest is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly 

Size guide

  S M L XL
Width (inches) 15 ¼ 16 ¼ 17 ¼ 18 ¼
Length (inches) 20 ⅞ 22 ⅛ 23 ⅜ 24 ⅜

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